Rule # 1 - "shit on your own time"
Don't defecate at the club girl, take the 3 minutes before you hop in the shower when you're still at home to really push one out if you think you might be dealing with an oopsie poopsie situation later on in the evening cause the last thing anyone needs to grab somebody sexy and tell em BRB GOTS TO SHIT.
Rule # 2 - "the higher the heel the closer to nothing"
Wear foot ware you can dance in girl, you're at a DANCE CLUB. We get it you look hot with an extra 6 inches on your height but you look ho
t without it as well and without it you can let loose and have some fun instead of standing next to a railing looking like you're in pain.
Rule # 3 - "shut that squeal the fuck up and be real"
Cheering to the DJ or having a quick LOL moment is one thing but no one wants to hear your shrill muthafucking voice "EEEEEEEK"-ing every time you run into your girlfriend you haven't seen since 2 fucking days ago. It's not the big of a deal.
Rule # 4 - "don't look hot, be hot"
There's a difference between looking hot and being hot, looking hot it easy it's all surface shit. You know some good bronzer and a double push up. Being hot is an all encompassing effect, show your humour and your class not just your pussy and your ass
Rule # 5 - "say thank you"
There's a million girls out there and gay men out there that wish that cute guy would take a moment to compliment them on their look tonight so when he says " DAYUMMMM BABE YOU LOOKIN FINE" you say "thanks betch" instead of gunning him off like he just tried to smack your puppy.
Rule # 6 - "be here or no where near"
We don't want to talk about your friends/boyfriends whatever that aren't at the club as well. Why ? Cause we got our own set of sexiness to mingle with and why spread the jingle for the peep sitting at home smoking weed
Rule # 7 - "club drama is not sexy mama"
If people wanted drama they'd just stay home or go to work. WE COME TO DANCE AND YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU TOO AND YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR BULLSHIT BEHIND BECAUSE WE LIKE TO DANCE AND IF YOU CANT DANCE THEN YOU ARE NO FRIEND OF MINE
and finally Rule # 8 - "keep your fucking shoes on"
Keep your fucking shoes on. Ratchet.
Don't defecate at the club girl, take the 3 minutes before you hop in the shower when you're still at home to really push one out if you think you might be dealing with an oopsie poopsie situation later on in the evening cause the last thing anyone needs to grab somebody sexy and tell em BRB GOTS TO SHIT.
Rule # 2 - "the higher the heel the closer to nothing"
Wear foot ware you can dance in girl, you're at a DANCE CLUB. We get it you look hot with an extra 6 inches on your height but you look ho
t without it as well and without it you can let loose and have some fun instead of standing next to a railing looking like you're in pain.
Rule # 3 - "shut that squeal the fuck up and be real"
Cheering to the DJ or having a quick LOL moment is one thing but no one wants to hear your shrill muthafucking voice "EEEEEEEK"-ing every time you run into your girlfriend you haven't seen since 2 fucking days ago. It's not the big of a deal.
Rule # 4 - "don't look hot, be hot"
There's a difference between looking hot and being hot, looking hot it easy it's all surface shit. You know some good bronzer and a double push up. Being hot is an all encompassing effect, show your humour and your class not just your pussy and your ass
Rule # 5 - "say thank you"
There's a million girls out there and gay men out there that wish that cute guy would take a moment to compliment them on their look tonight so when he says " DAYUMMMM BABE YOU LOOKIN FINE" you say "thanks betch" instead of gunning him off like he just tried to smack your puppy.
Rule # 6 - "be here or no where near"
We don't want to talk about your friends/boyfriends whatever that aren't at the club as well. Why ? Cause we got our own set of sexiness to mingle with and why spread the jingle for the peep sitting at home smoking weed
Rule # 7 - "club drama is not sexy mama"
If people wanted drama they'd just stay home or go to work. WE COME TO DANCE AND YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU TOO AND YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR BULLSHIT BEHIND BECAUSE WE LIKE TO DANCE AND IF YOU CANT DANCE THEN YOU ARE NO FRIEND OF MINE
and finally Rule # 8 - "keep your fucking shoes on"
Keep your fucking shoes on. Ratchet.